My pal Anibal just showed this uber cool YouTube video with sheep on a hill in Wales. Check it out:
Blue Penis+Boobage+Violence= “Watchmen”
17 MarFirst off, I have never read the “Watchmen” book. Second, I dig comics–especially comic-inspired movies. But I gotta say, “Watchmen” wasn’t all that and a bag of chips.
“Watchmen” was uber violent and filled with tons of shots of Dr. Manhattan’s big blue penis and boobage. The scene with JFK and the rape of Sally Jupiter were horrifying. The costumes were cool. But the connections between the Watchmen characters didn’t feel real. What’d you think?
UPDATE: Holy mother, thousands of you have looked at this post and clicked on the tiny thumbnail of Silk Spectre. I feel bad. I guess you were hoping you could see her nude. It looks like Malin Ackerman is the new “it” girl. And you all are insanely in love scouring the net for her. Well, I hate to disappoint. Click here for the uncensored sex scene since you’re all a bunch of horny mofo’s.
Watchmen's Sally Jupiter
If you’re in love with Silk Spectre aka Malin Ackerman, check out some pics of Malin Ackerman all glammed up!
Lionel Ritchie + Akon + The Bahamas
17 Mar
Check out Lionel Ritchie and Akon’s newst song “Just Go.” They give a nice little shout out to The Bahamas.
Here’s the remix:
Leprechaun Sighting in Mobile, Alabama
17 MarThe amateur drawing is the greatest! Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
The Outer Banks: One Deal of a Vacation
16 MarSince taking a pay cut, I have scoured the net for a vacation deal that will not break the bank. From Cape May to Cape Fear, I have looked everywhere. And from my research, you get the greatest bank for the buck in OBX.
For example, most 5-bedroom houses cost almost $2000 a week. You can get a 5-bedroom house less than 500 feet to the ocean for $875! With taxes, it’s probably $200 per room, per week. You just can’t beat that. Especially right before Memorial Day.
Plus, the places are much cleaner than I’ve found. Anyway, so if you’re in the same boat. Consider OBX.
Spa Week in DC — Get a massage for 50 buckaroos
16 Mar
Stop acting like an asshole. Get a massage and relax already.
That’s right. It’s Spa Week in DC (Washington, Virginia, and Maryland). Here’s your chance to get pampered like a god or goddess for $50. With prices normally $110+, this is a nice little treat–if you still have a job and can actually afford things like a lavender infused massage.
Marvin Gaye Singing The American National Anthem
16 MarGrowing up, I loved listening to Marvin Gaye. There was something really amazing about his music. I had never heard him singing the National Anthem, so hearing this is really quite something. It takes me back. And it makes me proud as hell. I wish this dude was still alive.
Chik-Fil-A opens in Gainesville, VA
13 MarTimes are hard. Free food for a year? Now, that’s something worth sleeping in a parking lot for. Especially when it’s Chik-Fil-A. I wish I had known when it opened. I probably would have done the same thing. See some more photos the Washington Post took here.
Chik-Fil-A in Gainesville, VA
Washlet Is The Shit!
11 MarImagine a warm throne in the morning. Gentle water splashing your ass. And cool air drying it to perfection. Yes friends, the porcelain god is back and better than ever before thanks to Washlet. Check out the Washlet website, it’s the shit. The videos and music are very cool.
Check out the Washlet website to learn more about this high-tech porcelain god!
euphoria meets holy crap meets badass 
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