Tag Archives: Movie

“Runaway” by Kanye West

25 Oct
Let's have a toast for the douchebags!

Let's have a toast for the douchebags!

Let's hear it for the scumbags!

Let's have a toast for the scumbags!

How much did Kanye spend on this 34:32 personal movie project? Best scene by far was the ballet part IMO. Lyrics felt honest. Other scenes were, well, I’ll let you be the judge.

Kanye West Runaway

The Phoenix freaks out over the turkey dinner.

Kanye West Runaway

The Phoenix needs to burn to return home.

Chris Rock’s “Good Hair”

16 Sep
Chris Rock tries to understand what good hair is.

Chris Rock tries to understand what good hair is.

One day, Chris Rock’s daughter asks him, “how come I don’t have good hair?” So Chris Rock sets out to find out what the good hair hype is all about. This comedy explores the $9 billion African-American hair business, its products including creamy crack, weaves and extensions, and relaxers–to better understand the quest for good hair

Twilight’s “Bella’s Lullaby”

27 Apr

So I finally watched “Twilight” to see what all the hype was about. It’s total teenage angst. Stares from across the parking lot. Fingers touching. And a whole lot of high school awkwardness. In a time when you think all teenagers think about is sex, it’s nice to know they still dig good old fashioned romance. With lines like, “You have no idea how long I’ve waited for you” it’s easy to see why teenage girls everywhere are freaking out over Robert Pattinson.

I don’t think I’d give it anywhere near 4 stars, but I’ll say it’s entertaining to a degree. It would have been cooler to see them battle more especially against the rogue vampire. And at times, Edward’s accent or acting rather was odd. Maybe it was intentional.

I expect to see a lot of kids with the names Edward and Bella being born this year. For all you fans, I’ve included a few clips for you–even though you’ve probably watched the movie a million times already. Or if you too embarrassed to be seen watching the movie, check out the clips in your own privacy.

Here’s the first time Edward and Bella see each other:

Here’s Edward and Bella’s first conversation:

Here’s the infamous car crash scene:

Here’s the restaurant scene:

Here’s the cafeteria scene:

Here’s Bella and Edward in the forest:

Here Edward calls Bella his personal heroine:

Here’s Edward and Bella arriving at school:

Here’s Bella coming over to Edward’s for dinner:  

Here’s Bella in Edward’s room:

Here they are kissing:

Here’s the ballet studio scene:

Here’s the fight scene:

Here’s some outtakes and the house scene:

Edward saves Bella:

Here’s their prom date:

Here are some outtakes of Twilight:

Here’s the New Moon Trailer:

“Drag Me To Hell”

2 Apr

For all the banks out there, you’d better think twice about denying an extension on people’s mortgages. “Drag Me To Hell” is the newest movie from the director of Spiderman, Sam Raimis.