Stop acting like an asshole. Get a massage and relax already.
That’s right. It’s Spa Week in DC (Washington, Virginia, and Maryland). Here’s your chance to get pampered like a god or goddess for $50. With prices normally $110+, this is a nice little treat–if you still have a job and can actually afford things like a lavender infused massage.
euphoria meets holy crap meets badass 
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