Google Instant tells you what to expect with sons & daughters

8 Nov

Ever wonder what it’s like to have a son or daughter? Well, there are differences and Google Instant can tell you all about them.

Google Instant "My Daughter"

Google Instant for "My Daughter" and it looks like girls are lonely, filled with hate and love to talk.

Google Instant "My Son"

Google Instant for "My Son" and it seems they are quite an enigma.

Google Instant "My daughter is"

Google Instant for "My daughter is" and it looks like you've got lots to worry about with daughters. From suicidal tendencies to pregnancy and paying for a wedding, your hands will be full it seems.

Google Instant "My son is"

Google Instant for "My son is" and boys are bad to the bones. You're son is likely to be a bully, a drug dealer or he's headed to prison.

Google Instant "My daughter loves"

Google Instant for "My daughter loves" and you get nothing. Sorry, your daughter will never truly love anything.

Google Instant "My son loves"

Google Instant for "My son loves" and it seems sons love their dad way more. Sorry moms! And they also love rapping. Who knew!

Google Instant "My daughter likes"

Google Instant for "My daughter likes" and well your daughter will either like other girls or she'll like wearing diapers. I guess fashion is at the heart of every girl. I guess Pampers was smart to put out those pricey jean-style diapers.

Google Instant "My son likes"

Google Instant for "My son likes" and it looks like there are way too many paranoid parents out there. Girl toys? Pink? Really? And sons also like feet? Guess sons grow up to have foot fetishes.

Google Instant "My daughter can"

Google Instant for "My daughter can" and look at all the negativity. Daughters can't pee, make friends or stop coughing. Well, at least they can sing.

Google Instant "My son can"

Google Instant for "My son can" and I guess sons are constantly being told what they can't do instead what they can. Looks like sons can't do anything.

Google Instant "Being a good parent"

Google Instant for "Being a good parent" and it looks like most parents have no clue what it takes to be a good parent. Sad, isn't it?

So what has Google Instant taught us about the difference between sons and daughters?

  1. Daughters will be lonely. So give them attention. In fact, you will spend your entire life worrying over them and protecting them.
  2. Sons are tough. They could end up behind bars or overdose. But they love their dads, so if dads spend even more time with their son and continue to be a role model, sons will most likely become rappers. And that’s way better than going to jail.
  3. Daughters struggle with a lot of things. From who they like to to making friends, parents need to continue being parents long after they learn to walk.
  4. Parents need to stop being negative and focus on the positive. Stop telling your sons and daughters what they can’t do and tell them what they can.

Well, my little one just woke up. So I’m done for now.

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