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Paris Jackson just made me cry like a baby

7 Jul

It was so incredibly moving to hear Michael Jackson’s own child say such beautiful things about her daddy. It made me cry like a baby. RIP Michael! :*( Your music, your moves and your compassion will be missed.

Paris Jackson at Michael Jackson's Funeral

Paris Jackson at Michael Jackson's Funeral

Michael Jackson funeral

Michael Jackson funeral

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Blue Iris, the oldest and craziest slut ever, is dead

24 Apr
Blue Iris died on April 23

Blue Iris died on April 23

Blue Iris was one crazy old slut. She was seriously FN crazy. And that is why I enjoyed listening to her on Howard Stern.

I don’t know about you, but old people are well, old. They don’t get around much. They only talk about the past and not the present. And they certainly don’t have sex or say words like ding dong or midget porn.

I’ll miss hearing her prank calls and her getting it on. Hopefully Blue Iris is resting in peace. Post a message on her myspace page here.

In case you miss her crazy slut talk, here you go!